Friday, November 18, 2011

Dear Universe: An Open Letter

Dear Universe,

Fuck you. It's not enough you took my cousin, but now you have to burn up the town where I was born?

Look, I know I've not been perfect, but seriously?

Complete lack of love at the moment,


P.S. The least you could could do is give a swift kick in the neck to whoever robbed Wayne's car. Because I'm pretty fucking sure you owe me one.

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