I like to drink. Why?
It makes me feel really good
And solves my problems.
Smoking
I like to smoke. Why?
There's no good answer for that.
I just do. So what?
Sex
I like to fuck. Why?
It's free and doesn't harm me.
And men smell so nice.
Music
I so like music
Music is like sex and booze
Like butter into my ears.
Reading
I like to read. Why?
Reading's not a vice, really.
It just feels that way.
Getting High
Getting high is fun.
Sex, booze, music, words, reading
Are better while baked.
Writing
And I like writing
I start it and I can't stop.
It's better than dreams.
Being Lazy
Being lazy rocks.
Because of doing nothing,
I like working more.
Swearing
I like to swear. Why?
Because I know big words, too.
Fucking fuck fuck fuck.
Being Human
Being human's sweet
Loves, vices, smells, and ennui
It's under my skin.
3 comments:
I love this post. You have really cheered me up and made me smile today. Have a great day...you deserve it xxxx
Thanks, Ayak! :)
My ex read this post for some reason (he never reads anything I write, or at least he didn't while we were married). He got so mad, he issued a proclamation that I'm not to speak to him or set foot in his house again.
Clearly, there are some practical problems with this he hasn't thought through.
Hope you're having a cozy, rainy Thursday.
xx
Oh dear...never mind..I'm sure you won't be losing any sleep over it!
No rain today, just glorious sunshine..long may it last.
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