Sunday, August 5, 2012

300th Post: Dear Brain: Shut The Fuck Up

In honor of my 300th post on this blog, my brain and I are not really very good friends these days.

My brain does this to me all the time. It's why I don't remember your name. When I get introduced to new people, I get all caught up in the handshaking and eye contact and smiling but not too much and good posture and don't-act-like-the-fucking-idiot-I-am that I pretty much never remember the person's name. Social interactions are extremely challenging, okay? It's just one of a thousand billion reasons I like the Internet and booze so much.

Anyway, in honor of my 300th post, I cobbled together this piece of shit video of what it sounds like in my brain these days.

Making the video has only made my brain think what it's saying is important. It didn't help things at all, but at least it was proactive somehow.

Please, brain. Will you just shut the fuck up already?


Anonymous said...

Some great posts over the last few weeks and congrats on the your 3000th. Sorry about your husband and his family, I know how that feels. My wife has cut off all contact with my family and when I got back from Kaz there was another court document waiting. Am off to Ist today for a week but cannot see my son.


Stranger said...

That's complete crap.

I guess I shouldn't bitch so much.

So sorry to hear that.

BacktoBodrum said...

Join the club - The only reason I go to the Internations monthly drinks evenings is because everyone has a name label and I can find out the names of people I've been introduced to several times already.