Monday, April 23, 2012

Spectacularly Bad Mom: A Foray Into Haiku

I want to be a
spectacularly bad mom
raise my kid up right.

Not like Joan Crawford.
Perhaps like Susan Sontag,
cool before he's 12.

 I'll teach him to mix
his mama a martini.
"That's my boy!" I'll say.


matborda said...

in the 3rd drawing: is it written "...and stop boguing that"?

Stranger said...

Ahem. Yes.

I'm still struggling with sizing things in MSPaint...